How do you cook baby

[Melkore]

Anyone have any good baby recipes?

[sgt ameal]

about a cup of popcorn,some oil, then spices to prefferred taste, soak overnight or at least long enough to preheat your oven. then slide the babyin on a tray of apples with cheese over the eyes and mouth, the cheese will melt down into the belly frying in the oil. when the popcorn pops inside and the cheese covers the baby's mouth fills like a bubbled up bubblegum it should be ready
enjoy

[Melkore]

Me herd of goot waz to coook baby...mm baby...

take 1 baby (fresher da better)
3 qrts blood (any kind well do but elf blood taste better)
season with shaved yak, wormstongue, and clippings of fariy wings
put all ingredients together in mixing bowl and shake gingerly
( find a ginger kid and shake the piss out of him)

chant for 10-15 mins
then put into the fire

good time had by alls

[Monkey]

cook what cook no time have to eat and run and catch th next one

[Jackyl]

throw live baby into fire wait till 30-60 mins after baby stop screamin impale meal on stick

u has baby cabob

[Cyodie]

Woh-oh! Dis one teim, me kooks da beh-beh in large skillet using chappa to evenly disme-er, seperate da beh-beh chunks.. um, spiced wit Orc foot flakes, handful of boogers(best if picked fresh, so just grabs nearby orc), and a sprinkle of ground slug/leeches. Fry in open fire for 10 minutes, serve as soon as is dun. Oh yeah! if'n you wantin to impress da higher ups, throw in chopped elf ears( for the chewy, longer lastin' dinner)

Enjoy Kyes home cookin' lesson numba 1.

[nameless]

Host: Um kurison what is the iron chief doing know

Kurison: It appears he is cutting up the baby into small strips the cooking them in a wok with some lo main noodles, Shitake mushrooms, soy sauce, a little bit of ginger, and a gallon of sake.

Guest 1: emm that looks good

Guest 2: yah I cant wait to taste some.